Saturday, May 2, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
The 1977 JCPenney Catalog
I'm not sure why, but these people have to be Swedish.

It's Bert and Ernie in their stretch terry coordinates!

Face it Buck, there's just no way to be a real cowboy when you're sporting that weird man-bib.

Is that a blouse or a gameboard?

This cowboy's a bit of a close talker. And what sinister device is she hiding behind her back?

He looks like a little banana. And has it ever occured to you that a landscaping business is the perfect front for an operation?

Pull them britches up son!

Not only do we dress alike, but she's also my sister!

The early days of the Ambiguously Gay Duo--The Minty Fresh Years

These two are free-spirited and they're better than you. You can tell because their clothes match.

Don't look now, but there is a giant man dressed in plaid standing right behind you.

This has sex offender written all over it.

Dear Penthouse Forum...
The Adventures of Steamboat Willie and Master Marvel

After helping him bring down Germany's Nazi Regime, Captain Marvel promised Steamboat Willie the finest chicken and watermelon in town.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Superman: A True American Hero
Indian Safety Posters

Warning: Stay away from balconies. Giant babies playing with kites often attack without warning.
No playing cricket in the house!
Perhaps the most disturbing part about this poster is the fact they had to make one warning against the dangers of slipping on banana peels. I mean, is it that big of a problem?
Here's a good poster showing how to set your bride on fire when her family refuses to pay an additional dowry. For water accidents, pick up the victim and carry them around like a rag doll until the water leaks out.
Waving to truckers will only get you run over. And never kick your sister in front of moving vehicles.
I guess you can't help blind people cross the street in India.
Watch out for giant kids falling off roofs. And apparently India follows the Death Race 2000 philosophy when it comes to pedestrians and traffic, as this bus driver runs down an innocent child flying kites with his friends
Singing along with your favorite song is prohibited in certain countries. We are a spoiled country indeed.
Do not live in shaky house! It might crumble to the ground while you're in the bath.
Sharpening your pencil is a gateway activity. It always ends up going in your nose. It's a scientific fact. So just stay away from pencil sharpeners. And what do Indian people have against yellow shirts. Here a group of kids pushed their "friend" in front of a moving car. Later they all went to the park to fly kites and were mowed down my Kadesh, the veteran bus driver.
People must be slipping left and right over in India. Maybe their streets are made of banana peels. And I don't even want to know what is being dumped on those kids' heads.
Sneezing during lunch just shows how ignorant you really are.
Forget about CPR, just sprinkle water about the victim's face. Then pull out your trusty fan and let them have it. It works nearly half the time.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
The Best Christmas Compilations Ever!
Non-Definitive Christmas, Vol. 1
1- Linus and Lucy; Vince Guaraldi Trio
2- White Christmas; Bing Crosby
3- Mele Kalikimaka; Bing Crosby
4- Do You Hear What I Hear; Bing Crosby
5- Baby It's Cold Outside; Johnny Mercer/Margaret Whiting
6- Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy; Bing Crosby/David Bowie
7- Christmas (Baby Please Come Home); Darlene Love
8- It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year; Andy Williams
9- Silver Bells; Bing Crosby
10- Jingle Bell Rock; Bobby Helms
11- Sleigh Ride; Ella Fitzgerald
12- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas; Judy Garland
13- Skating; Vince Guaraldi Trio
14- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer; Gene Autry
15- What Child is This; Vince Guaraldi Trio
16- Oh Holy Night; The Drifters
17- Hark, the Herald Angels Sing; Nat King Cole
Non-Definitive Christmas, Vol. 2
1- Silent Night; Ella Fitzgerald
2- The First Noel; Ella Fitzgerald
3- Santa Baby; Eartha Kitt
4- Winter Wonderland; Tony Bennett
5- Frosty the Snowman; Gene Autry
6- Christmas Time Is Here; Vince Guaraldi Trio
7- Home for the Holidays; Perry Como
8- It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas; Johnny Mathis
9- The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You); Nat King Cole
10- Christmas Time Is Here (Instrumental); Vince Guaraldi Trio
11- Away in a Manger; Ella Fitzgerald
12- There's No Christmas Like a Home Christmas; Perry Como
13- Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow; Dean Martin
14- Holly Jolly Christmas; Burl Ives
15- Blue Christmas; Elvis Presley
16- Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree; Brenda Lee
17- Jingle Bells; Frank Sinatra
18- I'll be Home for Christmas; Bing Crosby
